D. C. Donahue Books

John 3:16  Be thankful, grateful, patient, charitable, kind, and to smile, as it is infectious. God Bless America, Protect Our President and Military!

~~~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY AMAZING WIFE OF 50+ YEARS ~~~

1. Swallowing Gum stays 7 years in your stomach
2. Eating a fruit seed means a tree will grow in your stomach
3. The Moon Follows You
4. Parents convince kids that if the Ice Cream Truck is playing music, it means they are out of Ice Cream. Now parents be truthful
5. Chocolate Milk comes from brown cows.
6. Carrots help you see better in the dark.
7. Life will be different as soon as you turn 13.
8. You have to wait 30 minutes after you eat to go swimming.
9. Glasses make you smarter.
10. The Moon is made of cheese.
11. Ghosts come out of the toilet if you flush at night.
12. Cashiers get to keep the money you give them.
13. Your eyes will stay stuck like that if you cross them too long.
14. You do not, in fact, need to have pain to gain.
15. God isn’t bowling when it thunders.
16. Sitting too close to the TV makes you radioactive.
17. If you don’t clean your ears, you will grow potatoes.
18. If you step on a crack, you’ll break your mother’s back.
19. If you tell a lie, your nose will grow.
20. If you tell a lie, your tongue will turn black.

What are some of the ones you remember that aren’t listed, but please nothing special or holiday-related.