Humor would certainly be at the top of my list as who doesn’t like to laugh e.g. READ ON:
This question could’ve been answered more effectively by someone more intelligent or profound than I. There is so much to do and so little time to accomplish it, especially considering that many greedy, controlling, and power-seeking individuals have their own agendas and can be quite nefarious in their methods. Just look at world history, both on a large and small scale, since the beginning of time. What we need is more laughter and humor to deal with these idiots.
However, someday, if and when I get in God’s good graces, I’d like to pose some questions if He doesn’t mind my boldness in asking. Sort of like Abraham posing the question, trying to saving Sodom and Gomorrah, starting by asking …” If you find 50 good people and then inquiring all the way down to 10 good people in the city, would you spare it for the 10?” We all know how that ended, but I get a sneaky suspicion God already knew He wouldn’t find 10. However, if I may be so bold, I’d ask two questions:
- Why aren’t we born old and then go back into the womb before judgment? My thought is between age 5 and day one, what loving parent could still be mad, no matter what they’ve done! Just saying. I want to add that I’ve given this question a lot of serious thought. However, I must remind you that I’ve already admitted I’m not the most intelligent or profound person in the world.
- Why is it that, instead of a belly button, we don’t have a feature similar to a valve, like those on big bouncy punch balls (without the rubber band)? Imagine if we could just pull it out when we feel too full, bloated, or gassy, let some air out, and then push it back in.
- No more dieting, diet pills, or intense workouts for a flat belly! Just pop it, release (I can’t imagine the fun that could bring—just not in restaurants, at special events, or at the dinner table), and then when we’re happy with our appearance, we can shove it back in until next time! What do you think?
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